"Why do you like Golf so much?” Said the Man on the 1st Tee
Man: In all honesty, I love golf. Swinging the club puts me in another world, a world of my own, where nothing matters. School, family, everything has no matter or mass, its nothing. All those stressful days are meaningless. In a completely silent environment, where all you hear are the birds and nature, how could you pass it up? When you get that tingly sensation when you stick a ball 5 feet from the hole, or have a beautiful drive, right down the middle of the fairway, all you want to do is keep playing until the sun sets…
(Walk past the man talking with a sign that clearly says “10 MINUTES LATER”).
Man: I could talk about it forever and ever…
Other Man: Dude, that was deep, but you’ve been talking for over 10 minutes, there are people waiting for us, will you just put the ball in, now?
Man: Oh, my bad, I just get caught up in all of it…ya know?
Other Man: Surely…now let’s go.
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