Ravid, Cam and Billie are sitting in the AC lobby talking on Thursday, February 24, the day the two minute plays are due…
Ravid: Hey friends, we should make a play for the two minute play competition!
Cam: Ehh, I don’t know if we should. We aren’t exactly the most creative kids ever.
Billie: Yeah there’s no way our play will ever win.
Ravid: Oh c’mon guys, it’ll be fun to try, plus we can get extra credit just for submitting one.
Cam: David does have a point, Billie. What do we have to lose?
Billie: I guess you guys are right; we should give it a shot. I need that extra credit.
Ravid: If we give it our all, maybe we can become finalists and get even more extra credit!
Cam: Yeah but that will take forever.
Ravid: We only have an hour before this thing is due so we should probably get to work.
Billie: I say we just think of something quick, and settle for the 10 points for submitting.
Cam and Ravid: Okay!
Billie: So what’s something easy we could write our play about?
Ravid: It doesn’t matter, just what ever you think of first, even if it’s dumb.
Cam: Why don’t we just make our play about writing one of these plays? It will totally seem like we put forth effort.
Ravid: That is really dumb! But the judges will probably fall for it.
Cam: Alright, Billie, just start writing random dialogue. It’ll help fill time.
Billie: Okay and we can add unnecessary silence to take up the rest of the time!
(Silence, everyone looking around waiting for two minutes to be up)
All: Perfect!
CURTAIN
Self-reflexive parody or cynical ploy at extra credit points? You decide.
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