Coach- Ok so we are playing like poop
Josh- BUT CCCOOOOAAAAAAAACH… we are winning by 15
Coach- Listen this is the worst half we have played all game
Team- (trying not to laugh)
Scott- Really coach?... worst half of the game (sarcastic tone/ Scott’s annoying voice)
Team- laughs
Coach- shut up, ok so let’s go over our new play… saawh
Wyatt- no coach its sAAwh not saAWh
Coach- ok then… saAWh
Wyatt- NOOO… sAAwh
Coach- where is miles?
Miles- (walks in talking on his cell phone with the skeleton leg from the health room in his hand)… hey coach!
Coach- miles what the fudge are you doing?
Miles- COACH! I’m trying my hardest out there and I still can’t do POOP. I’ve only been in for a minuet and a half.
Coach- Ian and Warren I need a big half outta you two.
Ian and Warren- yeah… umm… we are leaving to play J.V.
Khari- We lost
Coach- that’s the attitude khari, and all we need to do is stay on the line of the baaaaaalllllllllll… Walters! What did I just say?
Josh- (fighting over leg with miles? You said stay on the line of the baaaaaaaalllllllllll. (sarcastic tone)
Miles- (dying laughing…and is the only one on the team doing so)
Coach- Walters! Quit playing like a poop head and start playing like a man
Josh- BUT COOAAAAACCCCHHHH!! I can’t… I’m getting hacked in the post and they called 3 fouls on me in the first 45 seconds of the game.
Coach- awwww… I think the nurse has some tampons if you need them.
Team- laughs
Josh-that was uncalled for
Joey-throws one of his chicken pox scabs at ron
Ron-(jumps on joey)
Coach-ron!! What the poop are you doing
Ron- but cooooaaacchh! It was goodman
Goodman-ron what are you talking about?
Coach-goodman you have a down and back next practice
Ron-that’ll teach em’! (annoying voice)
Coach-I need some water now (sips the water)..what is this!?!?
Polk- I filled the bottles with grape koolaid
Miles/khari-ohh gimme some of that!!
Coach-okay so next half we really have to put the metal to the petal..
Scott- (sarcastic tone) really coach? Metal to the petal?
Coach-scott get outside now
Scott-(gets locked out)
Coach-next person to talk gets locked out
Josh-coach can you move a little I cant see the board
Coach-walters…get out
Josh- but cooooaaaaccccchhhhh!!
Coach-now
Josh-(gets locked out)
Scott and khari-laugh
Coach- OUT
Scott/khari-(get locked out)
Coach- who is that in the back?
Hatcher-(moves from behind desk)…hey coach!!
Coach-hatcher your playing next half…so is jakie moon (josh), captian American (wyatt), hidalgo (zach p.), vitamin A (khari), the law firm (goodman/scott), project runway/M-breezy (miles), pox (joey) and snooks (ron. And if I.B.sssss (ian) and warren (G) ever decide to come back they will play too.
Coach-okay miles break it down
Miles-OKAY IT’S A GREAT DAY TO BE GREAT ON THREE…ONE…TWO (voice crack)…THREE
Team-it’s a great day to be great!!!!!
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