The Pun-ice (Police): A Punny Story

Colin Alcars: Ever since a few prisoners fell into poison ivy, there’s been a rash of breakouts. (Budum ching)

Jason DeVillain: Yeah. So, we had another one of those yesterday. An arrogant fugitive fell from the jail wall while trying to escape.

Colin Alcars: Oh really? He must have been pretty con-descending. (Budum ching)

Colin Alcars: Well, exactly how far did he fall?

Jason DeVillain: Well I’m not too sure- you know prison walls are never built to scale. (Budum ching)

Colin Alcars: How did it happen?

Jason DeVillain: It seemed like he was looking for a way to escape.

Colin Alcars: (sigh) Some criminals are always looking for windows of opportunity. (Budum ching)

Colin Alcars: What was he in jail for anyways?

Jason DeVillain: We caught him stealing from a blood bank.

Colin Alcars: Then he must have been caught red handed. (Budum ching)

Jason DeVillain: Not exactly there was a bit of a chase.

Colin Alcars: Well Jason DeVillain, what was it like chasing the villain? (Budum ching)

Jason DeVillain: He ran through the cemetery and didn’t read the sign that said, “No Trespassing, Violators Will Face Grave Charges” (Budum ching)

Jason Devillain: And it also said “Wet Cement” in fine print. So while he was running through, he got stuck in the cement.

Colin Alcars: Ahh, no wonder he became a hardened criminal. (Budum ching)

Jason DeVillain: Now that there have been so many breakouts, we need to take another con-census. (Budum ching)

Colin Alcars: We should give the inmates acne medicine to help cure the breakouts. (Budum ching)

(Alarm Goes Off)

Speaker: Colin Alcars, report to the station…

Colin Alcars: Ahh, I guess I have to go now. See ya.

Speaker: …Calling all cars- high speed pursuit in progress. (Budum ching)

(exit stage in different directions)