What should I do? (Hawken Student Parody Monologue)

Student stands on the middle of the stage, speaks to crowd:

What should I do?

Should I run from student parking to school meeting in four minutes or less?

What should I do?

Should I do my homework during flex?

Should I play the villain and not do my homework?

Should I write a two minute play?

Should I just sit back and procrastinate?

Man homework is not fun….

Should I write a poem about the education?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have to study for a giant test,

I’m screwed

What should I do?

Should I admit I never did the assignment, or that I left it at home?

Just kidding, that would be lying.

What should I do?

Should I think that my GPA is ruined because of one bad test?

Should I think that I will never get into college because I didn’t understand a section?

Should I just watch the heat and make fun of Lebron?

What should I do?

Should I admit that I took this structure idea from Nike?

Should I get to work right about now?

Should I repeat that I have crammed for tests before?

Should I acknowledge I did not do very well on those tests?

What should I do?
Should I just chill?

Should I just start my homework later and browse facebook?

Should I tell people I didn’t really try on the exam?

Or should I just stop talking and get to work?

Should I just take a sick day?

Should I ask for an extension?

Should I just stop lying to myself and admit I don’t understand the material?

Should I keep going with this play or is it long enough?

What should I do?

Should I just say I’ll start that in 10 minutes?

Eh just make it 15

You know what, I’ll just start my essay in 20

It’s only due next block

Should I tell the crowd I don’t even know what to write right now?

Should I approach my teacher and ask for help?

Should I try to learn it myself?

Should I complain?

Should I say to my parents I never got the test back?

Should I lie?

Should I be honest and try harder the next time?

Should I try harder the next time?

Should I hope that next semester will be easier?

What should I do?

Should I make the margins smaller and the font bigger?

Should I take into consideration teachers have seen that done before?

Should I just do it anyway?

Should I just sit, sleep, wake up, and hope that the cavs win?

Should I make this my last line?

What should I do?