Blond walking down the street and sees her Burnett friend
Blonde: Oh hey Jill!
Burnett: Hey Lisa! How have you been?
Blonde: Not so well I just got my geography test back…
Burnett: And??
Blonde: I got a D+!
Burnett: Aw I’m sorry hon! I’m sure you will do better next time, what region was it on?
Blonde: It was for my U.S. history class, so United States.
Burnett: What did you have the most trouble on?
Blonde: Capitals…
Burnett: Let me quiz you, I’m sure you’re not that bad..
Blonde: Ok go.
Burnett: What’s the capital of Iowa?
Blonde: That’s easy, ‘I’!
Burnett: Did you think that all the capitals for the states was the first letter of each capital?
Blonde: That’s what a capital is, duh!
Burnett: No hon… that’s just wrong.
Blonde: Oh…
Burnett: Well I’m sure you did better on your math test, what did you get on that?
Blonde: A+…
Burnett: That’s wonderful!
Blonde: I know, but I’m still sad about the geography test.
Burnett: Wait.. If you thought that the capital of Iowa was ‘I’, then how in the heck did you get an A+ on your math test?
Blonde: What just because I don’t get geography automatically makes me stupid; I thought you would be beyond that.
Burnett: Well I don’t know you’re a blond too…
Blonde: Wait a second, just because I’m blonde it means I’m stupid????
Burnett: Well…
Blonde: That is so stereotypical; I thought you were my friend!
Blonde walks off angry
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