Brownies

Narrator: The following is based on a true story

*Boy sitting alone and a friend walks up*

Friend: Hey dude, hows it goin?

Boy: not too bad

Friend: Listen man, I’ve got some news for you. You know Charlotte?

Boy: yeah, why?

Friend: Well I heard she has a major crush on you.

Boy: Really?

Friend: Yeah man, you should totally get on that *winks and walks away*

Boy talking to himself: You know what? I think I WILL get on that.

*walks over to girl*

Boy: Hey Charlotte

Girl: Oh… hey.

Boy: so umm… I was wondering, do you wanna be my girlfriend?

Girl. …Ok

Boy: Ok…

*both awkwardly stand there*

Boy: ok, I gotta go uh… do… yeah

*Boy walks away*

Narrator: Later on, in the white house…

(Boy and Girl sit together at lunch alone in awkward silence. Both look uncomfortable)

Narrator: After school that day…

*Boy and Girl sitting together in silence on a bus*

Girl: I think we should talk…

Boy: Ok, what about?

Girl: Well… I have a question. What happens when you eat a brownie?

Boy: Umm…? you chew it?

Girl: Well yea, but what else?

Boy: well… I mean…you swallow it?

Girl: yes yes, but that’s not what I mean. What else?

Boy: hmm… you digest them?

Girl: No! Cant you just see what im trying to say? They break up.

Boy: I don’t get it.

Girl: Really? You don’t see what Im trying to tell you?

Boy: I… Uh… Are you trying to make out with me?

Girl: Im breaking up with you.

*awkward silence, bus comes to a stop*

Boy: Buuuuut… can we still make out?

*Girl gets up and gets off of bus*

Boy: so is that a no?

CURTAIN!!!