Thursday, February 24, 2011

Basketball

2 guys sit down on a couch to watch a basketball game

Guy #1 – I’ll bet you $20 the Buckeyes win this one

Guy #2 – I’m not much of a better

Guy #1 – C’mon OSU’s the underdog here

Guy #2 – You gotta be kidding me; they’re ranked No. 1 in the country

Guy #1 – Ok here’s the deal, I’ll give you 25-1 odds on the $20 bet, if they lose you get $500, they win I get $20

Guy #2 – You’re on

The two guys lean back in their seats and get comfortable

Two hours later….

Announcer of the game – Game tied at 65 with 2.3 seconds left, this will be a great finish

Guy #2 – Man, looks like this turned out to be a great game

Guy #1 (nervously fidgeting) – Yeah looks like it

Announcer of the game – The ball gets in and with the clock winding down OSU throws up a shot and IT GOES IN! OSU WINS!

Guy #1 (stands up) – YES! In your face my team just won, pay up buddy

Guy #2 – Jeez I didn’t know it meant that much to you (drops $20 on couch and leaves)

Guy #1 – No wait, come on now I didn’t mean that (sits back down)

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