A teenage girl and boy both walk into a restaurant together and sit at a two person table. They are on a first date, and both are very uncomfortable.
They sit down and both look at the menus, and awkardly makig eye contact with each other. Boy is very uncomfortable when asking questions, and the girl is very short because she is also uncomfortable.
Boy: So what do you think your going to get to eat?
Girl: a salad.
Boy: any specific type?
Girl: no
Boy: oh. Ok
Girl: yup
Boy: so…do you play any sports?
Girl: no
Boy: um..your hair looks nice.
Girl: I didn’t even brush it?
Boy: oh well…uh it looks nice like that…being uh… all natural and everything.
Girl: I guess if you mean not washing it for a week kinda natural then I guess.
Boy: um…ya sure.
Girl: how long has It been since you have washed your hair?
Boy: this morning
Girl: oh I thought it was a month for how much gries is in it
Boy: oh really! Well at least I decided to put something presentable on for this absurd date.
Girl: Hah! Funny. I’m soooo done with this date.
Boy: samsies
Girl: Fine!
Boy: fine!
Girl: bye
Boy: bye
They stomp away in opposite directions.
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