Bowling

Props: 3 people as talking bowling pins

2 bowlers

2 chairs

(Bowler and bowler’s friend walk into bowling alley)

(The two bowlers sit down and put on bowling shoes)

Bowler 1: Oh my god bowling is SO easy.

Bowler 2: Yes it is, but I’ve heard some crazy stuff about this place.

(Bowler 1 throws ball and all 3 pins fall over)

(Bowler 1 walks back to seat)

Bowler 1: Psh! What a joke! How easy.

(Bowler 2 goes up to take a turn)

(Pins are all lined up)

(Yell following lines angrily)

Pin1: Come on hit me you little turd face!

Pin2: Show me what you’ve got geyser!

Pin3: Try and hit me sucker!

(Bowler 2 runs back to Bowler 1)

Bowler 2: You’ve got to hear this! Dude, you got to see this!

(Bowler 1 and 2 run up to the lane)

Bowler 1: Here, let me have a try.

(Bowler 1 takes a turn)

(Pins all hop out of the way and laugh)

Pin1: You thought it would be easy.

(Pins all laugh at Bowler 1.)

(Bowler 1 angrily takes another turn)

(Ball goes way up above the lane)

(Pins all waddle, laugh turn necks, in unison at the ball)

Pin 1: (laughs) You throw like a girl!

Pin 2: Blind?

Pin 3: Check your pits big guy.

(Bowler 1 smells arm pits and passes out)

Pin 2: Look who knocked down who. (Turns to crowd) Is bowling so easy now?