In a Science Classroom, there are about dozen students in a Math Class. They are somewhat zoned out while their teacher, Mr. O'Reilly, is writing a math problem on the board. Rob and Zoey are next to each other, chatting and holding hands.
Liam: (Holding onto a metal pole) Nerdy Voice. Mr. O'Reilly, I know the answer! My calculator says that x is 20.
Mr. O'Reilly: Liam, that is correct, but I wanted you to answer this problem by hand and not on your calculator. One day, you might not have it. And please, put that away. (Liam ignores his teacher's request)
José María: (Using an Exactoknife to carve a meter stick) Liam, stop it! Put it away!
Mr. O'Reilly: You too José.
Phil: (On his PC Laptop) Whispering next to him. Robert, what'cha doin?
Robert: (On his Mac Laptop) Whispering back. Playing Angry Birds, something your PC is too lame to do.
Phil gets angry and goes back to his computer.
Moses: (Playing with toothpicks) Whispering to himself. I need to stack these toothpicks up in triangles. They fall over. Oh Allah, why must you be so mean to me like this?
Zoey: Ugh...I hate math. I don't know how I'd survive without you, Rob.
Rob: Yeah, I know how you feel. They continue holding hands and chatting softly.
Asher: Yes! Once I hit enter, math will be over! Evil Laugh. (He hits a button on his TI-nspire calculator and the room goes black)
People scream loudly and try to run out of the room. Unfortunately, they run into each other and some desks before finding the door and leaving the room. The lights go back on after everyone exits and leave just Mr. O'Reilly at the board.
Mr. O'Reilly: On a scale of 1 to ridiculous, this class is just plain silly!
The School Bell Rings.
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