Turkey Sandwich

Props: Bread, Turkey, Cheese, condiments, plate, toaster oven

Characters: narrator and actor

Stage: Actor on stage with bread and all other props listed above on a table.

The entire time, the actor on stage is preparing a nice turkey sandwich with the narrator giving a detailed explanation of what the person is doing.

Narrator…The entire time talking in a very creepy and suggestive voice: Joe is preparing to make his turkey sandwich. He has been hungry for a few hours now, and can’t wait to take a nice big bite of his sandwich, but first, he must construct his masterpiece. He takes the bread, oh the tasty bread, and he puts it in the toaster. As he pushes the plunger down to activate the machine, he licks his lips in anticipation. He pushes the plunger down, and gets the turkey and cheese out. He takes the turkey out of the package, and waits for the bread to be ready. As the bread pops out, he hastily grabs it, pops it on his plate, and begins construction. HE places one piece of turkey, two pieces, three pieces, no 4 entire pieces of turkey. He sprinkles his cheese on top of the turkey, squirts some honey mustard on top, and puts the last piece of bread on. He grabs it triumphantly with two hands, brings it to his mouth and

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