THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE REVOLUTION
There is a person standing to the side prepared to offer and to pour water. There is a small
table and a chair center stage. The first character is already seated as the play starts.
Each speaking character replaces the previous in speaking to the invisible ‘Powers That
Be.” They are five characters playing one. Perhaps they should each be wearing identical
scarfs. One moves right into the seat as the previous character is leaving it. These
transitions should be seamless and as quick as they can be without being sloppy.
[A old man, nervous, and a bit in awe, never making direct eye contact except tentatively and
briefly when he says “THE POWERS THAT BE” and “garner your attention”] Strange that
my voice would come to matter. And now of all moments for it to be called for? I have thought
so often and to such pleasure about the things I would tell the powers that be—THE POWERS
THAT BE. With a deep dose of brown liquor rattling in my fist, I could muse for hours about
what I would do if I just had the opportunity to say something that would reach to your ears or
even do something that would garner your attention. I am fairly certain that it is just dawning on
you that my musing is the musing of many.
(The server comes over to offer water) Yes? (Only just now aware the server is there) Oh no, no
thank you… (The Server turns away) …well, perhaps I will…
[Transition to a confident young woman, a rebel perhaps conscious of not seeming afraid]
I wonder about what amounts to good counsel to you. It can seem to me that you learn the
price of milk on cue before you travel the country, but that its relevance is as abstract as tanks
lined along some river in some hot and dusty OTHER place. Tanks with people milling around
as if looking at or avoiding strange pieces of modern art. Milk prices and tanks. Tanks and
milk prices under the canopy of your imagination…ready plunder for your next self-satisfied
platform.
[Transition to a young boy or girl] I do not mean to sound rude…perhaps I am a bit nervous.
Thank you. (looking over to the server as he/she sips the water nervously and puts the glass back
down).
[Transition to a man with a bandaged eye. The un-bandaged eye is consistently though
not perfectly aimed at a single spot dead center in the audience] (As he begins speaking,
heis theatrically checking pockets, chest pocket first, pockets in jacket second, gives a
knowing “harrumph” when he finds them empty, and takes another drink of water.) Is the
world you inhabit an echo chamber?—I imagine it to be so…full of voices layered upon voices
upon voices upon voices until they are distinguished less by what they are saying than by what
they are wearing…this one in a uniform.. that one in a suit, the next one a strange and poorly
accessorized recent flood victim, the next the hero of a skyscraper fire sporting a charred tan
fire-retardant jacket and the kind of earnestness THE POWERS THAT BE can never have again
and thus will attach to given any chance at all.
[Transition to the scary one …staring straight ahead and perfectly pulled together,
professional, direct, calm… someone you can imagine ordering a water-boarding] (Drinking
water again) So here you are, stuck with me for two minutes, and after so much thought and
preparation (picking a bit of lint from his sleeve)…preparation on my part by the way that was
everything but practical—I can waste the time, I tell you (falsely warm)…after so much thought,
I have a few things to say and important advice to give…
(Coldly and slowly)The chance to be bigger than the moment has passed.
You have, and this might be a strange kind of comfort to you, you have no real choice in what
happens next.
Listen to the voice that matters to you most. FYI…my voice, funny isn’t it (not smiling), my
voice matters to you the most.
Don’t talk. Even if you think it will help…that it can pull things back into control...don’t. DO
NOT TALK.
Try to pretend your story isn’t ending and next, try to accept that it is. It is ending. (Looking at
his or her watch) It is just about ended in fact.
Be prepared for the worst.
(Leaning purposefully forward and slower still) Do- not- think- for- one- minute- that-
this- can’t- really- be- happening- here-. That- this- THAT- THIS- (Clearly angry but
still controlled) can’t- be- happening- to- you.
Curtain
Monday, February 14, 2011
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