[Announcer] And here we are people! We are in the midst of the GCA’s title match! It’s Raul de Empiero versus Gonarr of Valhalla! Let’s see what action is going on!
[Gonarr] Knight to F-3! Our warriors’ strength is is amazing! RAR!
[Audience] GASP!
[Announcer] Whoah! In all my years of narrating chess games, I’ve never seen such a daring move! What will Raul de Empiero do to counter?
[Raul] Knight to F-6!
[Audience] WOW! OH!!!
[Announcer] A perfect counter! What intense strategy!
[Gonarr] Pawn to E-4!
[Announcer] Silence! What will Raul do? WHAT WILL HE DO!?
[Raul] Knight to E-4! My knight has captured your pawn!
[Random audience member] Have my babies Raul!
[Audience] YAY!
[Announcer] This amazing spectacle must go on! Gonarr, what will you do now?
[Gonarr] CHECKMATE!
[Raul] What in the name of burritos y tacos is going on?
[Announcer] Well, it looks like we have a new GRAND CHAMPION! The New Grandmaster Chess Association’s Champion is Gonarr of Valhalla! Anything to say about your victory Gonarr?
[Gonarr] The spirit of Valhalla runs through my veins! BWAHAHA!
-Static and screaming sounds in background-
[Announcer] Well, it seems we’re having technical difficulties people… Tune in next time to… ACK! MY ARM!
[Gonarr] LIFE TO VALHALLA!
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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this blog is where we'll post play submissions for the 2009 two-minutes play contest as soon as we start receiving them. readers will read and rate the plays, and based on those ratings, we'll narrow down the submissions to a final group. each play must be read by at least three readers.
Witty but needs a bit more to stretch it out.
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