Actor 1: Um excuse me but I am pretty sure that is ice! Slow down!
Actor 2: Calm the fuck down! Its not ice stop worrying!
Actor 1: Are you sure that's not ice...looks a tad glossy...
Actor 2: If it were ice we would have slid into that semi and died so there pansy.
Actor 1: Well excuse me sorry I like living!
Actor 3: I AM TRYING TO READ!
Actor 1: So...question if a rapist is called a rapist what is the person they raped called, a rapie?
Actor 2: NO THERE CALLED A VICTOM YOU IDIOT!!
Actor 3: Really? Is this talking unnecessary it obviously is going nowhere!
Actor 1 and 2: SHUT UP FRESHMEN!!
Actor 2: Um...you are going a tad fast...
Actor 1: I don't care.
Actor 2: But you licenses is suspended.
Actor 1: Does it look like I give a fuck...I have connections.
Actor 2: Fine! Oh...I like this song...
Actor 3: I don't even care any more.
Actor 1: STOP SIGN!!!!
Actor 2: I had no idea.
Actor 1: I hate driving whit you! YOU SPEED YOU DONT KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE WHEEL YOU TEXT AND DONT HAVE ANY RECOLECTION OF WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND YOU!
Car doors are unlocked.
Actor 2: Get out.
Actor 1: Real funny asshole. Were on the high way.
Actor 2: Haha. I know I just like the face you make at me when I say that. LOOK I GOT NEW SUNGLASSES. THERE AVIATORS!
Actor 1: You look like a hick.
Actor 3: Gotta love the car rides home.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Followers
Blog Archive
-
▼
2009
(171)
-
▼
April
(147)
- Delicious Melon
- The Objection
- Hoyotoho Hoyotoho
- Our World
- Unfinished Carvings
- Typewriter Club
- Paper
- Sickie and Shopper
- facebook horror
- Organ Donation
- Question
- Phone Call
- LGBTQ
- Letter from Palin
- Can I Have Your Number?
- The Last Trip to Burger King
- Utopia
- The Rise of a Prince
- Two Brothers on Pamola
- Mouthwash Diet
- Language Barriers
- untitled (grandma at the zoo)
- Can I Have It?
- Aboot a banana (A Tribute to the play Antigone)
- Nothing
- Emergency
- untitled (bad communication)
- Instant Message Conversation in Real Life
- Swearing Sneakers
- Welcome to Purgatory
- Learning to See
- Rides Home
- untitled (twix bar)
- The Struggle of Life
- Untitled (Spanish)
- Fallen Heroes of the 90s
- POV (Person Writing a Research Paper)
- What not to do if you ever start your own cooking ...
- Cock Fighting
- C.K.
- Admit One
- untitled (McDonald's)
- Doggone It
- Freedom
- untitled (MegaCorp)
- To Catch a Litterer
- You
- This is madness!
- The Fruit of Knowledge
- Vacations of Mortality
- Knight's Glorious Death
- 2 Minutes of amazing play writing
- A War Story
- "Yes," She, She and She Said.
- Horse
- 2people
- watermelon destruction
- untitled (Life in the Fast Lane)
- untitled (scarf)
- Deja Vu
- Some Good Rock, Accordion' to Me
- Impressive Wizardry
- Lifesavers
- Marriage vs. Divorce, YOU CHOOSE
- Funeral Disaster
- Play about cats
- My version of Midnight
- Take to the Streets!
- The Victim of Desire
- Humanities Randomness!!!
- What?
- Untitled (Don't Stop Believin')
- To Be a Dog
- In the Closet
- Party Introductions
- The Little Engine That Could: The True Story
- Pi
- College Prep
- Qualification
- Where Have You Been
- Extraordinary Everyday
- Mental Health
- Cinderella Remix
- Shakespeare Reverie
- The Grass is Green
- In my Bed
- Endless Stream of Excuses
- Running
- Rock Paper Scissors
- The Coffee Machine
- The Audition
- Yeah, Sure, Whatever.
- Your Subconscious is Trying to Tell You Something
- Murder?
- Just Laughs
- I used to decapitate Barbie dolls
- A Classic Education
- The Shoe Store Drama
- Fruits; or a vegetable
- A typical day in New York
-
▼
April
(147)
Contributors
this blog is where we'll post play submissions for the 2009 two-minutes play contest as soon as we start receiving them. readers will read and rate the plays, and based on those ratings, we'll narrow down the submissions to a final group. each play must be read by at least three readers.
No comments:
Post a Comment