Cinderella Remix

Cinderella is on a mat sleeping.

Stepmother comes in and kicks Cinderella.

s: (yelling) Get up, you worthless child! What do you think this is, a hostel?

c: No, I think this is a prison, as a matter of fact.

s: Whatever. Get up and clean this mess.

Cinderella looks at the audience and an “oh no she didn’t” look appears on her face.

c: Do I look like a maid?

Stepmother sizes her up.

s: Yeah…Yeah, you do look like a maid. And you’re going to be one if I tell you to.

Cinderella stares her down.

c: I am not your maid! If you want a maid, hire one! And as for you telling me what to do- that stops right here.

Cinderella stomps her foot.

c: You and your daughters can get out of my house that my dad left to me. If you try to tell me what to do again, well, I’ll just have to put you out, won’t I?

Cinderella angrily walks off the stage.

Stepmother turns to audience with shocked expression

s: Well! And you guys thought I was the mean one?