Instant Message Conversation in Real Life

(all parts awkward)

1. Hey
2. Hey
1. Whats up?
2. Nothin’. You.
1. Nothin’
2. Cool
1. Yup
2. Haha
1. Laugh out loud
2. Rolling on the floor laughing
1. So…
2. So.
1. Be right back
2. Okay

(person 1 walks away and comes back)

1. Back
2. Cool
1. Yup
2. So…
1. So.
2. Whats new?
1. Nothin’
2. Same
1. Cool
2. Yup

(long awkward pause)

1. Well I got to go
2. Talk to you later
1. See you tomorrow
2. Hug kiss hug kiss
1. later