Man walks on stage with a large knife, and a cutting board while dragging a watermelon behind him in a large sack.
Man arrives at a table with a chair, pulls out the chair, sets the cutting board onto the table with a definitive slapping noise, and retrieves the melon out of the bag.
He then proceeds to carve the melon and eat it until 1:55 where he declares with great vitality “this is the most delicious melon I have ever tasted”.
Curtain.
Standing ovation.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
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this blog is where we'll post play submissions for the 2009 two-minutes play contest as soon as we start receiving them. readers will read and rate the plays, and based on those ratings, we'll narrow down the submissions to a final group. each play must be read by at least three readers.
Refer to previous comment about melons and Gallagher.
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