POV (Person Writing a Research Paper)

Person’s thoughts: Alright got a 5 page AP US history paper about Civil War due in about oh…. 12 hours. Probably should start now. Let’s read wikipedia first, see what they have to say about this. Oh jeez this looks long, maybe I’ll read this later. Better check my facebook to see if anyone wrote on my wall. And….no one wrote on my wall, but apparently Jacob Sachs is no longer in a relationship. Damn that’s like 9th time this month. I’m stuck here with being complicated with Maddie Bell and Tyler Fout has been wanting to get engaged for the past few weeks. I mean Tyler is a nice guy and all but I’m not sure if I’m ready for that kind of facebook commitment. Oh and Veena is that McDonalds filet o fish commercial is really annoying, hmm guess she’s kinda right I mean who the hell thought of the idea of a singing fish talking about how humans would feel if they were in a sandwich. But I guess that’s not all that weird I mean I heard about this girl who thought her boyfriend was cheating on her, so when he was in the bathroom she asked him to pull down his pants, so she could smell his penis. Aw crap getting distracted gotta get back to this paper. Ok so blah blah blah South Carolina fires on Fort Sumter (AIM Sound) Great now Benson imed me. “Dude my parents are totally out of town this weekend, huge party my place be there, Oh can you do me a favor?” “What do you need Benson?” “Can you get me one of those strippers that jump out of cakes?” “Uhh no? Why can’t you just have strippers and cake? Or better yet strippers serving cake?” “Ahh yea good idea man, ok I got to go but for sure dude let’s just do this S*&% man!” Hmm probably will be a lame party. Ok back to the paper. Wow, so wikipedia epically failed. Let’s trying googling. Hmmmm ahh heres a website. Damn pop-ups. Whoh no way! Enlarge your penis by 5 inches in just two weeks satisfaction guaranteed. Alright click. Oh God what now? Something’s downloading! Hmm there’s a statement “Ha ha ha, wow you must seriously have some self confidence issues about your tiny penis good luck now your computer is about to crash. P.S. by the time you finish reading this your screen will go blank.”

Person: Motherf*^&%$&!