Fallen Heroes of the 90s

A guide leads a group of kids down a museum corridor, she points to the wall and says: Well kids, we’ve reached one of the sadder parts of the museum, we might as well skip this area.

Kid: What is it?

Guide (Shakes her head and says): It’s a memorial to the fallen heroes of the 90’s

Another Kid: Huh?

Guide: Take a look here (Points to the wall) his name was the cookie monster. His terrible addiction led to his downfall.

Another Kid: who’s that guy? (Points to another part of the wall)

Guide: His real name was Doug, but we all know him as quail man.

All Kids: Oooh (While shaking their heads)

Guide: Our last hero is Oscar Kokokshka. He had a great life, until Hey Arnold ended. He couldn’t get another job because he couldn’t read; he had to move back to Russia (Guide sighs) I hope you kids have learned some lessons from this part of the museum.

All Kids: No… these kids suck! Lets go to the sea-life section and find Sponge Bob (Kids yell and rush off)