Music Talks

All of the lines from Person “A” are the titles of various songs

Two guys walk up to each other like they are best friends.

Person A: I’m shipping up to Boston. (Sad toned)

Person B: Wait, really?!? When??

Person A: Right here, Right now.

Person B: But, isn’t that really far away?

Person A: A thousand miles.

Person B: Wow. Well, how are you getting there?

Person A: (shrugs) Highway to Hell.

Person B: Jeez, that is really dangerous. You need to be careful.

Person A: Welcome to the Jungle. (Sarcastically)

Person B: Well, if you are going, are you at least staying with someone you know?

Person A: Dani California. (Said with a Hugh smile on his face)

Person B: Oh, snap! I forgot she lived there. The last time I saw her, she looked HOT! There is no way that you are staying with her…

Person A: U can’t touch this!

Person B: You lucky punk. Although, you should be careful; if you remember, her last boyfriend is a convict in Massachusetts.

Person A: Wanted dead or alive. (Nodding his head)

Person B: Yea. Well anyway, are you gonna do anything with her while you’re there?

Person A: It’s goin’ down. (Looking real confident and grinning)

Person B: Ha-ha, nice! Have you told your boy Scotty about this? You know that he likes her too.

Person A: Scotty doesn’t know.

Person B: Oh, even better! So, what are you going to say? You know if it’s ever going to happen, you need a good pick up line when you first see her.

Person A: Hey, Bay, Bay! Touch my body.

Person B: Well, I don’t know if that will work. You may want to think about giving her something too. Anything in mind?

Person A: Smoke on the Water.

Person B: Ohhh, mystifying and awesome at the same time. She won’t be able to resist you. Maybe you should blow her off afterwards though. It may be too powerful…

Person A: You give love a bad name. (Shaking his head and looking sorry for him)

Person B: That’s just what you think. All I’m saying is that if you want to stay with her, you need to blow her off after a few days. It will be easy, and she will crawl back.

Person A: You got to fight for you right to party.

Person B: Fine, don’t take my advice then. But while your gone, I’m gonna do some partying on my own.

Person A: Party like a rock star. (The two high-five)

Person B: Well, I’m gonna go make plans with Mary. (He winks) Have fun in Boston.

Person A: Carry on, my wayward son. Crank dat soulja boy!