Letter from Palin

Sarah sitting at a desk, reading and writing a letter to her daughter Bristol.

Dear Bristol,

As I watched you grow up, I know that you will lead my movement of the radical right into the future. Your confidence and courage will carry you and this movement into the forefront of the political scene. I have seen that courage in the way you handled the birth of your first child, Trig. Your crafty lies to the media and the public have demonstrated your capability to live in the searching spotlight. The way that you dealt with the damn liberal media (who like to paint a negative image of us, by prying into our business and what they call the “truth”) was absolutely awe inspiring. Although I took Trig as my own and used him as an icon for the pro-life movement I am sure he will always look up to you as his real mother who knows her way around the media. You and Trig are destined to achieve great things *Wink* you betcha’ you will.

When you look at all the political opportunities they range from being a mayor to, *sigh*, the president of the United States of America. If you don’t make it all the way to the top, even as the mayor of a small town of 6,300 people, as I once said to former city council member, Nick Carney, “I'm the mayor; I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.” You too will be able to exercise this amazing power to impose your maverick views on the oblivious public. *Wink*

Don’t fear if you feel you are completely unqualified to do something. Just look at me, I almost got full control to the senate. I attended five schools in six years, and just you wait until 2012 when I get control of the white house and rule over this nation of Joe-six-packs and hockey moms.