This is madness!

There is a box of doughnuts in the middle of the stage. The entire cast enters, grouped by grade level. People are carrying makeshift swords and shields. The different grades roar and scream at each other. Epic battle ensues. The roaring continues throughout. Someone runs around with an opponent over their shoulder. Everyone is trying to get to the doughnut box. Eventually it comes down to two warriors. The victor stabs his opponent who screams and convulses. The victor then grabs the box of doughnuts- rips one out and holds it above his/her head. Staring at the doughnut the winner screams in the style of “300”,

Victor: “THIS IS AD-MOD!”