In my Bed

Basically, its that game where people add “in my bed” to the end of fortune cookie sayings.

Characters: An assortment of people. I have 5, but really it could be any number.

Setting: Scattered about the stage.

Each person should act as though they are opening a fortune cookie. Delivery should be mixed between styles, such as suggestive, timid, deadpan, haughty, creepy, flirtatious ect.

Person 1: The shortest distance between two people is a smile

[creepy smile] in my bed.

Person 2: You will have good luck and overcome many hardships. in my bed.

Person 3: You are a person of culture, cultivate it in my bed.

Person 4: A thrilling time is in your immediate future in my bed.

Person 5: A friend asks only for your time, not your money in your bed.

Person 1: The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days in my bed.

Person 2: Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before in my bed.

Person 3: Something you lost will soon turn up in my bed.

Person 4: Your greatest fortune is the large number of friends you have in my bed.

Person 5: If you continually give in my bed, you will continually have in my bed.

Person 1: The secret of getting ahead is getting started in my bed.

Person 2: Any rough times are behind you in my bed.

Person 3: Flattery will go far tonight in my bed.

Person 4: You will be invited to an exciting event in my bed.

Person 5: A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking in my bed.