(Bill walks to center of stage)
(Bill slams keyboard down)
Bill: Ted!
Ted: (From off-stage) What?
Bill: Why ain’t my computer workin’?
(Ted walks on stage)
Bill: Why ain’t my computer workin’?
Ted: Ummmm.....
Bill: You deaf or something?
(Ted stands silently, scratches head)
Ted: Ummmm...Did you try pressing all the keys?
Bill: Duh.
Ted: Ummmm...
Bill: I’m gonna try kicking it.
Ted: Uh. Ok.
(Bill kicks keyboard)
Bill: It ain’t work.
Ted: Maybe it has a virus or something..
Bill: Nu-uh.
Ted: I read in the news that some dude made a worm that can crawl into computers and mess them up bad.
Ted: You better go get the bug spray.
(Bill walks off-stage and returns with bug spray)
Bill: (Screaming) Why ain’t it working?!
(John walks up to Bill and Ted)
John: Why on Earth are you putting bug spray on a keyboard?
Bill: Cuz it ain’t workin’ good. Why ain’t my computer workin?!
(John walks away, Ted scratches head, Bill kicks keyboard)
Curtain
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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this blog is where we'll post play submissions for the 2009 two-minutes play contest as soon as we start receiving them. readers will read and rate the plays, and based on those ratings, we'll narrow down the submissions to a final group. each play must be read by at least three readers.
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