[Pokemon trainer] All right guys! This time we’re really going to do it! We’re going to catch another pokemon! I know we can do it! Because I’m Ash Ketchum! YEAH!.. Hey, what’s that over there?… Pokeball, GO!
[Student] OUCH! Why’d you chuck a pokeball at my head!?
[Pokemon trainer] Ah! A Battle! I choose you, pikachu!
[Student] Ah! Why’d you throw a pikachu doll at me?
[Pokemon trainer] Rats! It was ineffective!
[Student] What are you, seven years old!?
[Pokemon Trainer] No, I’m 11, and I’m going to be the best trainer in the world! Now I have to go to viridian City! C’mon Misty!
[Random Female Student] My name is Clarie…
[Pokemon Trainer] Right, Misty!
[Claire] No, Claire.
[Pokemon trainer] C’mon Misty! Me and my nasally voice want you to come with us!
[Claire] Hey! Let go you brat!
[Polemon Trainer] But misty…
[Claire] Take some Pepper Spray you stalker!
[Pokemon Trainer] AUGH! MY EYES!
[Student] Spray that Yellow rat too!
[Claire] Eat mace!
[Pokemon Trainer] Come on Pikachu, let’s get out of here!
[Student] And take your pokeballs with you!
[Claire] I like it better when there were only 150 of them…
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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this blog is where we'll post play submissions for the 2009 two-minutes play contest as soon as we start receiving them. readers will read and rate the plays, and based on those ratings, we'll narrow down the submissions to a final group. each play must be read by at least three readers.
This play seems to appeal only to pokemon lovers.
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