[Chinese Restaurant] (no title given)

This is a depiction of experiences I often have when I go to eat at Chinese restaurants. By no means is this supposed to be racist nor am I racist I just believe that Chinese restaurants owners often try to edge you on to buy and pay more. Sorry if this offends anyone and I hope it doesn’t.

A Caucasian male walks into a Chinese restaurant.

“Aw welcome”, the storeowner greets the man, “sit where ever you like.”

The man looks around the deserted restaurant and decides to sit in a booth. The owner hands him a makeshift folded piece of paper that is suppose to be the menu.

“Would you like anything to drink?” The owner also acts as the waiter asking for his drink order.

“What kind of pops do you have?” the man asks.

“Aw yes pop. We have a special Chinese pop from China. Very good pop yes.”

“Ok I’ll have that thank you.”

A moment later the waiter comes back with a Coca Cola. The man looks at the waiter as if he was crazy but does not make a big deal out of it.

“You wish to order?”

“Yes can I have the sesame chicken please.”

“With chicken fried rice?”

“Is it extra?”

“Yes 2.50 more.”

“No thanks then.”

“Egg roll?”

“How much is an egg roll?”

“1.50”

“Sure I’ll have that.”

“Okay thank you.”

The waiter goes back and screams something in Chinese that the man does not understand. He comes back with barbeque beef.

“Aw yes here you are, barbeque beef.”

“I ordered sesame chicken.”

“Aw yes that is right, just a moment.”

The waiter again goes back and screams something in Chinese and then comes back with sesame chicken.

“Okay okay sesame chicken.”

The man looks at his plate and realizes the waiter forgot his egg roll.

“Um yes you forgot my egg roll.”

“Aw yes yes egg roll hold on.”

The waiter once again screams something in Chinese in the back and comes out with an egg roll.

“Thank you” the man gratified that the waiter finally got his order correct.

The man finishes his meal and asks for his check.

The waiter comes out with the check and a fortune cookie. He recites his ending statement, “Thank you come again.”