Thursday, April 2, 2009

untitled (McDonald's)

1= customer

2= employee

3= manager

* 1- Hi
* 2- Welcome to mcdonalds, may I take your order please?
* 1- I want 700 packets of ketchup, and 30 happy meals.
* 2- sir, we don’t have that much food.
* 1- fine, I want a reptile then
* 2- we don’t have that either
* 1- what do you have?
* 2- well we have burgers, fries, and-
* 1-Ok I want 2 cheeseburgers
* 2-- what do you want on them?
* 1- salsa, butter, and ice cream
* 2- ugggggh we cant do that either
* 1- why??????
* 2- because it is unnatural
* 1- this is an outrage. Let me see your manager
* 3- what is your concern sir?
* 1- you do not have the food I want to eat!!!
* 3- get out!
* 1- EXSCUSE ME!!!
* 3- I said get out, if you don’t like our food, it is not our problem.
* 1- fine, but you will never see me again
* 3- that is a sacrifice I am going to have to make then.
* 1- BYE!!
* 2- have a nice day sir.

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