Friday, March 4, 2011

The Smart Board


The idea behind this skit is the simple problems some teachers face with Smart Boards, like the remote sometimes doesn’t work and orienting the machine, but the Smart Board can speak out loud to the teacher, the Board does most of the talking as the teacher just stares in aw.

Teacher: Agh why isn’t this working!

SB: I’m not feeling too well.

Teacher: Well, what can I do to make you feel better, because I need you for my class?

SB: Try pushing the button on the projector and not my remote.

Teacher: Ok, but now I can’t write in a line!

SB: Even though you’ve turned me on, this doesn’t mean I am oriented; just push a few more buttons to get me straight.

Teacher: ok…

SB: ERROR ERROR AUTO RESTART

Teacher: This thing is crap; I’m just going to unplug it!

SB: (turn back on quickly) No no, stop, I’m sorry I’m just a little tired.

Teacher: You’re a machine, you don’t sweat, you don’t get tired, boohoo, suck it up!

SB: ERROR ERROR, SHUT UP SHUT UP

Teacher : I don’t need you, I’ll just go the old fashion way, the chalk board.

SB: That wall will never be like me.

Teacher: I know, it doesn’t get tired, you big smart baby!

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