facebook horror

Lone person sitting at desk with computer, on facebook, another standing at microphone to be voice of notifications

Notifications: One new notification, your friend like your photo

Person: Ok…

Notification: One new notification, your friend tagged you in the album, “why are my friends so pretty”

-silence-

Notification: Three new notifications, Jessica, Mark and Oliver commented on a photo of you

Person: Jessica – Your face is ugly

Mark – hahaha yeah

Oliver – Look, I’m in the background

…-sigh- so much for being so pretty

Notification: You were tagged in the photo, tagged all of your friends

Person: Oh wow…I have to work on that paper….

-30 minutes later, returns to check facebook-

Person: I wonder if Megan sent me that picture yet on facebook?

Notification: You have 300 notifications, Mark, Jessica and Oliver commented on a photo of you